Darth Boots' Stuff
What is this site? In case you were asking yourself that, this is my playground to talk to the world... or at least a small portion of it. The main feature of the site is the
If you're offended by strong language, you probably won't have fun here, but if you have the right sense of humor, then perhaps you will. All joking aside, the site is meant to entertain if you have the right mindset for it... don't take anything too seriously and have fun!
10.11.13 Holy crap it's an update... with content! This morning I woke up and remembered something that I could do a rant on and so, here you have Rant #30: It's Not Even Funny...
On a side note, if you just happened to visit the site in the last week or two randomly, you may have noticed big red text about one of my friends being reported missing. She was found safe a few days ago, in case you were wondering what happened with that.
9.27.13: You may (or may not) have noticed
4.27.13: Alright... I know... This isn't exactly 'next week' like I said. More like "2 months later", but y'know, whatevs. I gave you two new rants, will that satisfy you for now? Changelog:
*Rant #28: Chick Flicks Are All The Same! added
3.4.13: Content Revert! So after several months, I decided I didn't like the Rants section changes. It ends up taking more space the new way, so I put it back to how it was before, which I had to do manually since I didn't have the foresight to save a backup copy when I changed it to begin with.
Anyway, I'm working on new stuff finally. Give me a week and I'll have a content update. New Rant, new parody maybe (working on that now). I know it's been a while, but that's how it is 'round here.
8.5.12: Content Update/Redesign! Lots of changes with this update! Let's get to it!
*The Rants section has been redesigned (and renamed to Rage Time!). The Rant Selection is no longer a text link, though the current images for them are only placeholders.
7.17.12: I'm working on revamping certain pages of the site to a (hopefully) better format. The next content update will see these changes go live, if they work out. Web design isn't my area of expertise, I just have some ideas to try out. If they work, great, you'll see them. If not, you won't. Next content update should include a new rant.
7.15.12: Two months later... Yes, this is generally how my update schedule will probably go forever: When I feel like it. To make up for the two month delay, TWO new Rants have been added: #25: That 90s Kid Meme and #26: Stupid Huge Sunglasses.
Next update I'm going to be removing the LIVE section and possibly lol-wut as well. If I'm going to livestream, it'll be announced on Twitter. There's no need for a whole section of the site to be devoted to it, and since you can find retarded quotes in a billion other places on the internet, lol-wut has been deemed not necessary.
I'll also be revamping the rants section too in the near-ish future (so like, 2013 lol) to make it a bit shinier and hopefully easier to navigate. At least, that's the plan.
In non-site-related news, I've been killing time with DayZ lately. You've probably heard of it if you've spent any amount of time on the internet and do research on games. It's basically a zombie apocalypse survival simulation and, despite its current buggy state, it's rather amazing (not to mention one of the hardest games I've ever played). It's based on ArmA II: Combined Operations, so if you're interested in teaming up with me and my friends for some zombie slaying (avoiding) and trying to survive, you'll need that and to somehow add me on Steam. I'm not going to promote the mod or talk about it here, there's enough info out there already. Just "DayZ" into YouTube or Google to learn all you need. Be warned: It's extremely fucking hard to survive, but it's supposed to be realistic, and it completely delivers in that aspect. I highly recommend it.
Also, I mentioned Portal 2's PTI last update. I have six maps now, and you can try them out at the same link below if you're so inclined.
I'll also be moving in the next 2-3 months, so once that happens I'll be able to put out more content, as well as new types of it (videos, anyone?!). So I'm looking forward to that.
Anyway, see you next time!
5.13.12: I'm a few days late with this, but that's okay. The new rant that I said I'd "probably" release is not here yet, but the final episode of The Demon Quest is, so until I get that rant finished, enjoy the epic conclusion.
Yay for a current picture! That's only two computers you see there, one has dual monitors. And no, the Mountain Explosion at my feet is not mine. I wouldn't drink that swill even if I did still drink soda.
About Me: I'm pretty much your average gamer guy... most of my friends are younger, I'm insanely immature for my age, I am rarely serious about anything, I'm horrible at managing money or anything 'adult', uh, I play games constantly, I love cats and kittens (I have four, but I can't hug every cat =x).
Anyway, I'm just trying to have some fun while I can and goof around as much as possible. I'm extremely sarcastic, all the time. Get used to it.
I'll add some more to this section eventually, as I'm a huge procrastinator, but we'll talk about that later.
Why yes, that is the Twilight font in the site logo, in case you were wondering.
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